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#2132: 10 Things I Hate About Other SEO’s

Posted: May 6, 2010 // Author: Jacob Stoops // 102 views // View Comments

I'm such a disgrace.

Update & Disclaimer (May 7, 2010): Just to let you know, I wrote this post a little in the heat of the moment. I in no way intend to offend anyone, and this should be taken as more of a satirical piece, rather than literal. The views expressed here are my own and in no way reflect the views of my company, People To My Site.

Yesterday, the SEO strategy that I am in the process of implementing with one of my clients was called “a disgrace” by a competing SEO.

This…

#1071: 4 SEO Clients That Drive Me to Drink & How to Cope With Them (Spoof)

Posted: September 3, 2009 // Author: Jacob Stoops // 159 views // View Comments

Is it beer:30 yet?

Disclaimer: I come off as a big-time asshole in this video, and that is not my intention. My intention was to put a bit of a funny and sarcastic spin on a couple different types of SEO clients that drive me crazy. There will be stereotypes, and below there will be solutions on how to handle these types of clients. Please do not take get angry and take the video literally.

There are good SEO clients & bad SEO clients. The good SEO clients work well with you, want to learn about what their investing their time and money in,…

#815: Dear Bing & Yahoo…You Still Suck!

Posted: August 10, 2009 // Author: Jacob Stoops // 289 views // View Comments

Stewie says you suck!

Dear Bing & Yahoo!,

You still suck majorly and I’ll tell you why! I don’t care that you just merged together to fight big-bad Google. You’ll both probably end up just shitting your pants and crying in the corner (like always) while Google kicks your ass anyways!

Now even though I just bashed you pretty hard, I’m not here to tear you down. I’m really here to say WTF! My website has been live since January of this year and Google is the only one pulling me traffic.

Now I know I don’t get tons of traffic, but…